Nothing beats the privacy of paper.

Absolutely nothing beats the privacy of paper.

Paper keys and other information is so good, that the only thing someone can come up with is, "what if you forget where you put it and someone else finds it?".

The only people entering your house are the people that already live there, and guests that you approve of. Or maybe police? Depends on what your lifestyle is. This isn't quantum engineering we are working on here. It's a f'n paper wallet. Pick a secure spot and call it a day.

Did you know there were dozens of massive data breaches in the past decade? We just had one throughout all of Canada, UK, and US. About 2.7Billion. all of US social security numbers, names, addresses. Your info isn't safe connected to the internet.
It's also not as safe as we think on a hard wallet. There's infinitly more problems that can happen with a hard wallet as opposed to a paper wallet. All for convenience.

Our information isn't in the age of convenience when it comes to security. Not yet. Write your shit on paper or memorize it until you can't forget it. Whichever works for you.